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Is Jade Egg Just a "Woo Woo" Practice?

Jade egg! 

What is it, and why is it so powerful? 

 

If there was a pill for women and vulva being’s sexual issues that helped 100% of those with vaginas. That would be a HUGE industry. 

And I’m sure it’s hard to believe but the stats in jade egg are that 100% of those who have learned it in a safe and comprehensive way, it has bettered their life in the following categories:

  • Better sex

  • More self love

  • More pleasure in their pussy 

  • Healing vaginismus and or vulvodynia and pain with their genitals 

  • More embodiment 

  • Improved relationships 

  • More self confidence 

 

Hard to believe? 

What’s the science? What’s the magic? 

And why are you like “there’s NO WAY THATS TRUE”. 


The Science:

Jade Egg is a tool that even if you don’t believe in the crystal properties of its magic you don’t have to to have tangible-physical results! 

Firstly, Jade egg is a stone that has a little bit of weight to it. So it gives direct feedback when it is inserted into the vagina. 

That means 2 things:

  1. It gives sensation and focus to building more of your nervous system there. Since when we masturbate we are usually hyper focused on the clitoris and forcibly moving something with pressure up and into us. So when we simply have something in there we are not moving around, we are creating more sensation and nervous system patterns there. 

  2. It is weighted. So it gives feedback for the muscles to learn how to contract and relax properly so you can have more functional musculature down there. 

 

The next scientific way it helps is called “sensate focus”. And this is the fact that if you spend time focusing on something you will simply learn to have more capabilities with it. 

For example; pianists have special abilities with their hands because they focus on them so much, hockey players will have special ability with their eyes being so hyper focused on a small moving object. 

So if you focus on your pussy more, you will simply have more capabilities with it and a better relationship to it. 

 

Which brings me to my last scientific point for now, Dearmouring. Typically we have such a specific relationship to our genitals and it is to get off or something is medically wrong with it. 

When we reconstruct our relationship to our genitals as more neutral we can have a much more loving and compassionate relationship to ourselves, which is not only amazing for our mental health, it is amazing for our physical health and will absolutely lead to more pleasure. 

If you have a relationship with a body part that you only think about it when you want to use it for a dopamine hit to get off or if you’re scared that something is wrong with it, there’s no way you can have the best pleasure with it. You’re going to have very centralized specific pleasure not all the types of pleasure you can have.

 

If that didn’t convince you here’s the Magic✨:

Crystal properties. 

Whether you’re a full on crystal witch or you’re just starting to get into crystals, the crystals that you can use for Crystal Egg practice is a few options!

The practice originated with Jade and the practice is from Taoism, which is a Chinese tradition and in Chinese tradition Jade stones are known for abundance and calling-in what you desire. That is why it’s an incredible stone for these practises for Sex Magic with manifestation. 

Jade is also a really great stone for clearing your energy which also makes it great for these practices when you’re trying to renew your energy down there or release energy or stuck emotions. 

The two other crystals that you can use for this practice are obsidian, which is great for deep ancestral work. It is very witchy and really good for Shadow work, I find it very intense so I don’t recommend starting with it.

And then borosilicate glass, which would be a completely neutral Crystal and you can call in or cleanse whatever you want with it. 

Anyone who says any other crystals are safe absolutely does not know what they’re talking about because it is very important that you use certain crystals for physical safety reasons.  

Other crystals are not dense enough and they are too hard to smooth so bacteria can’t get in them. 

 

Self love. 

The self-love magic that happens with Jade egg practises has to do with the sensate focus I was talking about above. When you learn to love and have a positive relationship with the most taboo, hated, shamed, and neglected part of your body, this absolutely transforms your relationship to your body as a whole. 

When you can see beauty in the part of you that is so hidden, that transforms the self love you have for your whole body. 

 

Power.

And on that note when you start to uncover your relationship with your pussy, you start to see society villainized your pussy because it holds your greatest power. And I’m not just talking about the confidence you will have and therefore the power you will have in sex and relationships, but I’m talking about when someone with a pussy knows the ancient ancestral wisdom and power of their pussy, they show up and function in their life completely differently! 

 

 

Why it’s so unbelievable.

The reason it is so shocking to believe that something can actually have a 100% success rate and giving women and vulva beings more pleasure and power is because we live in a system that is based off of us not connecting to our pleasure and power and those systems that are benefitting from keeping us oppressed. If they made a pill that had the same results as Jade and you had to take this pill often of course they would want to sell it to you. Viagra is a multi-billion business!

But once you learn Jade Egg and you buy it once, for the rest of your life you have the knowledge and the tool!


It seen as bad to be sexually liberated.

We live in a sex-negative society. To be a women or vulva being who is sexually liberated and living in her full multi-orgasmic pleasure, she is in her full power! And the patriarchy is still alive and well, so they would not want you in your full power! They leave you out of health-care, so your nervous system rejects the idea of taking this leap because it is subconsciously trying to keep you safe. Keep you small and numb. If you keep yourself small, you are seemingly more "safe" but you're also doing the patriarchy's work for them... You're the one who is going to have to dedicate this change for yourself. But it's easier to just say "that's not real" "that's not true".

 

Safety/Gynocologists.

The last topic here is to make a note on safety and why gynaecologist don’t typically promote Jade Eggs. 

First of all, gynaecologist are doctors that study under a very specific governing body that doesn't know anything about Chinese Medicine and has even been taught that Eastern Science is not real and not studied. Which is absolutely untrue and Eastern Sciences have been around A LOT longer than Western Medicine.

Typically when a gynaecologist sees a Jade Egg, it’s because someone has not learned how to use it properly and they think it's stuck or they bought a crystal that is not body safe and the crystal has cracked inside of them so they are doing an emergency extraction. 

Which actually is extremely rare of it happening if you know how to buy one, but gynaecologist don’t see the benefits because people aren’t going to their gynaecologist when they don’t have any problems down there! 

 

So when you properly learn how your pelvic floor functions and when you learn the proper safety of what to buy and how to use it it is extremely rare that anything would go wrong with it. 


But it is KEY to have the proper education on it! 

Which is exactly what the coven provides! 

 

So I hope this article has cleared up some questions for you about the Jade Egg practices! 

Please reply to this email if you have any questions whatsoever! 

And I hope to see you in the coven! 



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